Last update: February 2014
When a man has two wives it's called Bigamy, when a man has three or more wives it's called Polygamy, when a man has one wife it's called Monotony.
A sales Rep, an administration Clerk and their boss are walking to lunch when they find
an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out
in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an
endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the boss. Boss says,
"I want those two skiivers back in the office after lunch!"
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